April 21, 2022

In light of the recent revelations of the Dean’s beauty routine, the new additions to the Dean’s Club, and the

Ask Dean questions and Dean answers.    Question: What does it mean to connect on a deeper level? “Connecting on

Daytime Routine   Wash face with Tears of Dean’s Enemies.  Moisturize with anti-aging serum, because deans don’t age. Apply foundation.

No one compares To our beloved Dean Some ask, “Who cares?” “We do,” we scream   He spits straight facts

797 people: That was it. Over 7 billion people are currently living on this planet, and just 797 belong to

After we interviewed The Dean about his hobbies, we felt something was missing. Well, apparently so did The Dean’s Club.

The Lewd was recently given top-secret information onto the Dean’s weekly schedule. Thanks to an informant insider, we have given

The Lewd has recently uncovered a photo of a man from 1922 that looks eerily similar to the current Dean

So everyone knows that everyone likes The Dean. Cool. But here, I plan to share some of the more salacious

Journal Entry, April 21st, ‘22   Exterior set, night. The remnants of a cold winter slosh around the sidewalks of

Our Dean of Students does plenty on campus; he shows enjoyment in several events from Winter Carnival to Spring Fling.