April 21, 2022

In light of the recent revelations of the Dean’s beauty routine, the new additions to the Dean’s Club, and the possible 1922 spotting of the

Ask Dean questions and Dean answers.    Question: What does it mean to connect on a deeper level? “Connecting on a deeper level” means doing

Daytime Routine   Wash face with Tears of Dean’s Enemies.  Moisturize with anti-aging serum, because deans don’t age. Apply foundation. Maybe it’s Maybelline. Maybe it’s

No one compares To our beloved Dean Some ask, “Who cares?” “We do,” we scream   He spits straight facts In his monthly email  He

797 people: That was it. Over 7 billion people are currently living on this planet, and just 797 belong to the most exclusive club in

After we interviewed The Dean about his hobbies, we felt something was missing. Well, apparently so did The Dean’s Club. In a terrifying breach of

The Lewd was recently given top-secret information onto the Dean’s weekly schedule. Thanks to an informant insider, we have given you a unique glance as

The Lewd has recently uncovered a photo of a man from 1922 that looks eerily similar to the current Dean of Michigan Technological University. This

So everyone knows that everyone likes The Dean. Cool. But here, I plan to share some of the more salacious stories about The Dean that

Journal Entry, April 21st, ‘22   Exterior set, night. The remnants of a cold winter slosh around the sidewalks of campus as I walk the

Our Dean of Students does plenty on campus; he shows enjoyment in several events from Winter Carnival to Spring Fling. From his Instagram, one could