Lewd special satirical article: Ode to Dean
April 20, 2022
No one compares
To our beloved Dean
Some ask, “Who cares?”
“We do,” we scream
He spits straight facts
In his monthly email
He likes to eat snacks
#NotAHuskyFail
He’s cool on the ‘Gram
Taking pictures aplenty
Are you a Dean’s Club fan?
Get with it, already
You’ll know him by his hat
Have you met The Dean?
Our Editor-in-Chief’s name is Cat
Ha ha, he he
Don’t tell Matt
About my bad poetry rhyming
Good thing he’s in Estonia
It’s perfect timing