Ode to Dean

#HuskyShame, Piss Editor

No one compares

To our beloved Dean

Some ask, “Who cares?”

“We do,” we scream

 

He spits straight facts

In his monthly email 

He likes to eat snacks

#NotAHuskyFail

 

He’s cool on the ‘Gram

Taking pictures aplenty

Are you a Dean’s Club fan?

Get with it, already

 

You’ll know him by his hat

Have you met The Dean?

Our Editor-in-Chief’s name is Cat

Ha ha, he he

 

Don’t tell Matt

About my bad poetry rhyming

Good thing he’s in Estonia

It’s perfect timing