Student Newspaper at Michigan Tech University since 1921

Published Weekly on Tuesdays Office Located in Walker 105

Lewd special satirical article: Ode to Dean

No one compares

To our beloved Dean

Some ask, “Who cares?”

“We do,” we scream


He spits straight facts

In his monthly email 

He likes to eat snacks



He’s cool on the ‘Gram

Taking pictures aplenty

Are you a Dean’s Club fan?

Get with it, already


You’ll know him by his hat

Have you met The Dean?

Our Editor-in-Chief’s name is Cat

Ha ha, he he


Don’t tell Matt

About my bad poetry rhyming

Good thing he’s in Estonia

It’s perfect timing

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