The Lewd
Annual Satirical Project

The Lewd: Michigan Tech’s final effort against public intoxication – The Tipsy Trolley
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The Lewd: Tips for parents of freshmen
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The Lewd: Error in USG RSO budget leads to The Daily Bull receiving $500,000 in funding
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The Lewd: Michigan Tech transitions to research-first, teaching-if-there’s-time model
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The Lewd: Blizzard forced to return as MTU mascot after being fired from Dairy Queen
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The Lewd: MTU Drinking club signs 17-year-old drinking prodigy in record $4 Million NIL deal
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The Lewd: Space Odyssey Monolith responsible for Pep Band’s barbaric behavior
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The Lewd: Environmental “engineers” remove water from Keweenaw Waterway
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The Lewd: Professors utilize underground tunnels to get around campus
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