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Annual Satirical Project
Lewd special satirical article: Michigan Tech’s new aerospace engineers explain how they definitely aren’t going to work in the Military-industrial complex.
Michigan Tech will soon be starting a new Aerospace Engineering program to trick would-be mechanical engineers into working for the
Lewd special satirical article: Upcoming Events, December 1st, 2024
Monday, December 2nd 08:00-10:00 | Weekly Group Breakfast (Beverage: Muddy Puddle Water) (Meal: A
Lewd special satirical article: The Christening of the Bricc Dick
Over the years we have had many names for our largest building. The ME-EM and the MAE building had their
Lewd special satirical article: Sports Review
Everyone: WE WON!!!! YIPPPPEEE!!
Lewd special satirical article: Agate Street to be leveled
In collaboration with The Bull Agate Street, the infamous Houghton hill that has traumatized students for decades, is officially coming
Lewd special satirical article: Michigan Tech designated as TORTURE
Last week, Michigan Tech was officially recognized as a method of torture by the Geneva Convention. This comes as a

Lewd special satirical article: The Daily Bull Nominated as Head of the Department of State
In collaboration with The Bull In a series of dubious picks for cabinet and other various departments, President Donald Trump
Lewd special satirical article: Campus Introductions, Throwback Edition
In honor of the school’s 140th anniversary, Michigan Tech is reintroducing some majors from its inaugural year. These majors will
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