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The Lewd

Biannual Satirical Project

Lewd special satirical article: Professor and students colonize Mars

Two major events occurred on Mars this week. First, the helicopter Ingenuity flew for 90 seconds as it was piloted from back on Earth. The other milestone was the landing of Michigan Technological University’s “Zeus” capsule. Led by Professor Anthony Hurd and a small group of students, Michigan Tech’s colony

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Lewd special satirical article: Apple’s latest release

Yesterday, Apple announced the release of their new iPhone, as well as their new product, AirTags.  This iPhone has been marketed as “the iPhone for everyone,” and let me tell you, they weren’t kidding. I think we can all agree on the one thing the iPhone has been missing all

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