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New Lewd special satirical article: Grammarly Premium a good tool for any student

Grammarly Premium has been available to Tech students for a while now giving you the tools you need to be a great writer Gramarlalyy Prime allows users too not only catch grammar and spelling mistakes but write more concise effective sentences as well With Gramerwee you’re writing skills are sure to improve in big and small ways 

With Grampaly no longer will you need to guess how to spell ‘worsterchire’ or ‘congregulations’ it does the work for you Use Garanadaly with anything you write from emails to class papers to angry teacher evaluations 

Can’t remember the comma rules Gramartie can help Rushing to write your term paper before the semester ends GrandTraverseBayLeaf can help Writing a satirical review of an unnamed writing assistant will probably get in the way to be honest seriously how many misspellings of Grammarly can there be I can’t use punctuation how does this even fit in the theme

I wasn’t paying attention to where these go so I’m just putting them here do it yourself and stop expecting me to do everything for you: ,.,,.,,.,,.?.,.???,..




The Lewd is a biannual satirical project put together by The Lode staff, typically published the week before finals. It’s meant to help editors, writers, and photographers have fun and relieve stress. Opinions presented in these articles do not reflect The Lode values.

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