Disclaimer: This article is a part of The Lewd, a biannual satirical project put together by The Lode staff, typically published the week before finals. Opinions
Dear Pim, I work for my school’s student newspaper. Our media editor insists on only taking black and white photos on really old film
Disclaimer: This article is a part of The Lewd, a biannual satirical project put together by The Lode staff, typically published the week before finals. Opinions
In light of the recent revelations of the Dean’s beauty routine, the new additions to the Dean’s Club, and the possible 1922 spotting of the
Ask Dean questions and Dean answers. Question: What does it mean to connect on a deeper level? “Connecting on a deeper level” means doing
Daytime Routine Wash face with Tears of Dean’s Enemies. Moisturize with anti-aging serum, because deans don’t age. Apply foundation. Maybe it’s Maybelline. Maybe it’s
No one compares To our beloved Dean Some ask, “Who cares?” “We do,” we scream He spits straight facts In his monthly email He
797 people: That was it. Over 7 billion people are currently living on this planet, and just 797 belong to the most exclusive club in
After we interviewed The Dean about his hobbies, we felt something was missing. Well, apparently so did The Dean’s Club. In a terrifying breach of
The Lewd was recently given top-secret information onto the Dean’s weekly schedule. Thanks to an informant insider, we have given you a unique glance as
The Lewd has recently uncovered a photo of a man from 1922 that looks eerily similar to the current Dean of Michigan Technological University. This
So everyone knows that everyone likes The Dean. Cool. But here, I plan to share some of the more salacious stories about The Dean that
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