The Lewd
Biannual Satirical Project

Lewd special satirical article: Newly Discovered documents reveal truth about MEEM tilt
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Lewd special satirical article: The Lode TV? Experts don’t think so
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Lewd special satirical article: Weekly Schedule
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Lewd special satirical article: Newly discovered radiation leak may be cause for Tech’s problems
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Lewd special satirical article: Ask the Pim
Dear Pim, I work for my school’s student newspaper. Our media editor insists on only taking black and white

Lewd special satirical article: Highly anticipated aliens finally visited: Gone again after one Wads dinner
As our culture melds ever faster into the galactic soup singularity, some of our most recent visitors found themselves out

Lewd special satirical article: Hermit, believed to be missing found in front of Wadsworth Hall
At 4:20 pm yesterday afternoon Public Safety received a call from Lossann Foun who reported that a missing person had

Lewd special satirical article: What’s up with comedians starring in animated movies?
The Bee Movie is the bee’s knees. It has everything a film could ever need, from romance and action to

Lewd special satirical article: Things to do, now that you hate your life
Searching for an activity to pass the time when you’re not questioning your existence during finals week? Look no further.