The Lewd
Biannual Satirical Project

The Lewd: Tech Admin urges students to sleep in their cars to alleviate housing shortage
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The Lewd: Sting operation – How to start an apiary under Res Life’s nose
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The Lewd: Michigan Tech’s final effort against public intoxication – The Tipsy Trolley
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The Lewd: MUB breakfast prices now pegged to Bitcoin, students flee to Domino’s for financial stability
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The Lewd: Tips for parents of freshmen
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The Lewd: Error in USG RSO budget leads to The Daily Bull receiving $500,000 in funding
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The Lewd: Michigan Tech transitions to research-first, teaching-if-there’s-time model
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The Lewd: Blizzard forced to return as MTU mascot after being fired from Dairy Queen
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The Lewd: MTU Drinking club signs 17-year-old drinking prodigy in record $4 Million NIL deal
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