The Lewd
Biannual Satirical Project
Lewd special satirical article: Sports Review
Everyone: WE WON!!!! YIPPPPEEE!!
Lewd special satirical article: Agate Street to be leveled
In collaboration with The Bull Agate Street, the infamous Houghton hill that has traumatized students for decades, is officially coming
Lewd special satirical article: Michigan Tech designated as TORTURE
Last week, Michigan Tech was officially recognized as a method of torture by the Geneva Convention. This comes as a

Lewd special satirical article: The Daily Bull Nominated as Head of the Department of State
In collaboration with The Bull In a series of dubious picks for cabinet and other various departments, President Donald Trump
Lewd special satirical article: Campus Introductions, Throwback Edition
In honor of the school’s 140th anniversary, Michigan Tech is reintroducing some majors from its inaugural year. These majors will
Lewd special satirical article: Lewd Advertisements
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Lewd special satirical article: Local History, Meth Labs in The Mines
While everyone in the Keweenaw knows about the historical significance of the copper mines in the area and the way

Lewd special satirical article: MUB… the new Subway hub?
In an unprecedented move designed to “streamline campus dining,” Michigan Technological University administration announced today that the Memorial Union Building
Lewd special satirical article: Husky Thots
Why are you crying? Squigglebert Johnson, Computer Science, 1st year, Rough and Ready, CA. “I haven’t been allowed to shower