The Lewd
Biannual Satirical Project

Lewd special satirical article: The Daily Bull Nominated as Head of the Department of State
In collaboration with The Bull In a series of dubious picks for cabinet and other various departments, President Donald Trump
Lewd special satirical article: Campus Introductions, Throwback Edition
In honor of the school’s 140th anniversary, Michigan Tech is reintroducing some majors from its inaugural year. These majors will
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Lewd special satirical article: Local History, Meth Labs in The Mines
While everyone in the Keweenaw knows about the historical significance of the copper mines in the area and the way

Lewd special satirical article: MUB… the new Subway hub?
In an unprecedented move designed to “streamline campus dining,” Michigan Technological University administration announced today that the Memorial Union Building
Lewd special satirical article: Husky Thots
Why are you crying? Squigglebert Johnson, Computer Science, 1st year, Rough and Ready, CA. “I haven’t been allowed to shower
Lewd special satirical article: Reiki Hall to install airlock shower at entrance
In an effort to address growing concerns over the unsurprising lack of hygiene in Michigan Tech’s computer science department, Rekhi
Lewd special satirical article: Word of the Week = Engineer
“Engineer” noun An individual participating in the discipline of engineering Someone who corrects all of your mistakes Superiority complex Compensating
Lewd special satirical article: Staff Highlight Walter White
The recent success of the chemistry department can be partially attributed to the newest chemistry professor, Walter White, especially with