The Lewd
Biannual Satirical Project
Lewd special satirical article: Husky thots: winter break
With the end of the semester right around the corner, we went around campus to ask students: “What are you most looking forward to over the winter break?” Here is what they had to say: ’m lookng forward to seeng my famly and all of my frends back
Lewd special satirical article: 3 years ago in The Lewd: Emotional tapeworms are back, baby!
This article appeared three years ago in The Lewd. It was written by our pass girlboss leader, Maddie. We miss u. Emotional Support Tapeworms are making a much needed comeback in the world. Instead of going through the hassle and everyday struggle of having an emotional support dog, countless
Lewd special satirical article: Which Michigan Tech degree program are you, based on which GoT characters you choose
Since Game of Thrones last left our screen around two years ago, many fans have been left wanting more. Well, fear not, my fellow Thronies, as I have created additional content that will fill the gaping hole left in your heart after the terrible, botched redemption arc of Jaime Lannister
Lewd special satirical article: Professor and students colonize Mars
Two major events occurred on Mars this week. First, the helicopter Ingenuity flew for 90 seconds as it was piloted from back on Earth. The other milestone was the landing of Michigan Technological University’s “Zeus” capsule. Led by Professor Anthony Hurd and a small group of students, Michigan Tech’s colony
Lewd special satirical article: What type of bread are you based on your favorite Marvel character?
Are you the stale butt of bread at the end of the bag or a mouthwatering toasted piece of cinnamon swirl? What does what type of bread you are say about you? Tell us your favorite Marvel character, and find out! If your favorite character is Iron Man…
Lewd special satirical article: Apple’s latest release
Yesterday, Apple announced the release of their new iPhone, as well as their new product, AirTags. This iPhone has been marketed as “the iPhone for everyone,” and let me tell you, they weren’t kidding. I think we can all agree on the one thing the iPhone has been missing all
Lewd special satirical article: The MEEM is shaped like a WHAT? [NOT CLICKBAIT] [GONE WRONG]
Michigan Tech has a lot of recognizable buildings; some good, some bad. We see them every day, we give them cute little nicknames, and we know some of them like the back of our hand. But, some of them are really weird. Like, really weird. Like, what was in the
Lewd special satirical article: Spring 2021 artist submissions for the Lewd
Lewd special satirical article: Why textbooks should be more expensive
As a college student, I value my money as much as other students. That’s why I go out drinking every weekend after my MEP weekly exams. The best beer is the most expensive, even if people claim there’s a cheaper, better brand. This also applies to textbooks; the best ones