In an effort to address growing concerns over the unsurprising lack of hygiene in Michigan Tech’s computer science department, Rekhi Hall has installed an airlock shower at its entrance along with security. The move comes after years of jokes and complaints about how computer science students, often glued to their

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The recent success of the chemistry department can be partially attributed to the newest chemistry professor, Walter White, especially with the new breakthroughs in his research with crystalline structures.  Although he has a very crime-riddled past, the Michigan Tech Department of Chemistry needed to make a change in the way

Disclaimer: This article is a part of The Lewd, a biannual satirical project put together by The Lode staff, typically published the week before finals. Opinions presented in these articles do not reflect The Lode values. This past week, campus has begun to stir as students anticipate the newest menu item at the Cafe–

Disclaimer: This article is a part of The Lewd, a biannual satirical project put together by The Lode staff, typically published the week before finals. Opinions presented in these articles do not reflect The Lode values. On behalf of The Lewd Staff, we have no idea what this is supposed to mean. Continue reading

Disclaimer: This article is a part of The Lewd, a biannual satirical project put together by The Lode staff, typically published the week before finals. Opinions presented in these articles do not reflect The Lode values. Last week, the student body became aware of the construction of a moon-sized facility in orbit. The perpetrators

Disclaimer: This article is a part of The Lewd, a biannual satirical project put together by The Lode staff, typically published the week before finals. Opinions presented in these articles do not reflect The Lode values. The ridiculous staff for the Michigan Tech Lode have finally been brought to their senses. Early afternoon yesterday,

Disclaimer: This article is a part of The Lewd, a biannual satirical project put together by The Lode staff, typically published the week before finals. Opinions presented in these articles do not reflect The Lode values. Here at the Lewd, we know that many of our fellow Huskies will be staying in the area