The Lewd
Biannual Satirical Project
Lewd special satirical article: RFK Jr announces plan to base American health standards on MTU dining
With Robert F. Kennedy Jr. set to take over as the Department of Health and Human Services secretary, he has

Lewd special satirical article: Wads Hampter Wheel Unveiled
Due to frequent power outages in eastern Wadsworth Hall, the Housing Office has been inundated throughout the semester with complaints
Lewd special satirical article: Michigan Tech Announces New “Convenient” Commuter Lot on Top of Mont Ripley
In a bold move to solidify its title as the Most Fucked-Up Parking System in the Midwest, Michigan Tech has
Lewd special satirical article: Michigan Tech’s new aerospace engineers explain how they definitely aren’t going to work in the Military-industrial complex.
Michigan Tech will soon be starting a new Aerospace Engineering program to trick would-be mechanical engineers into working for the
Lewd special satirical article: Upcoming Events, December 1st, 2024
Monday, December 2nd 08:00-10:00 | Weekly Group Breakfast (Beverage: Muddy Puddle Water) (Meal: A
Lewd special satirical article: The Christening of the Bricc Dick
Over the years we have had many names for our largest building. The ME-EM and the MAE building had their
Lewd special satirical article: Sports Review
Everyone: WE WON!!!! YIPPPPEEE!!
Lewd special satirical article: Agate Street to be leveled
In collaboration with The Bull Agate Street, the infamous Houghton hill that has traumatized students for decades, is officially coming
Lewd special satirical article: Michigan Tech designated as TORTURE
Last week, Michigan Tech was officially recognized as a method of torture by the Geneva Convention. This comes as a