No one compares
To our beloved Dean
Some ask, “Who cares?”
“We do,” we scream
He spits straight facts
In his monthly email
He likes to eat snacks
#NotAHuskyFail
He’s cool on the ‘Gram
Taking pictures aplenty
Are you a Dean’s Club fan?
Get with it, already
You’ll know him by his hat
Have you met The Dean?
Our Editor-in-Chief’s name is Cat
Ha ha, he he
Don’t tell Matt
About my bad poetry rhyming
Good thing he’s in Estonia
It’s perfect timing
