Lewd special satirical article: Ode to Dean
No one compares To our beloved Dean Some ask, “Who cares?” “We do,” we scream He spits straight facts In his monthly email He
No one compares To our beloved Dean Some ask, “Who cares?” “We do,” we scream He spits straight facts In his monthly email He
797 people: That was it. Over 7 billion people are currently living on this planet, and just 797 belong to the most exclusive club in
After we interviewed The Dean about his hobbies, we felt something was missing. Well, apparently so did The Dean’s Club. In a terrifying breach of
The Lewd was recently given top-secret information onto the Dean’s weekly schedule. Thanks to an informant insider, we have given you a unique glance as
The Lewd has recently uncovered a photo of a man from 1922 that looks eerily similar to the current Dean of Michigan Technological University. This
So everyone knows that everyone likes The Dean. Cool. But here, I plan to share some of the more salacious stories about The Dean that
Journal Entry, April 21st, ‘22 Exterior set, night. The remnants of a cold winter slosh around the sidewalks of campus as I walk the
Our Dean of Students does plenty on campus; he shows enjoyment in several events from Winter Carnival to Spring Fling. From his Instagram, one could
This week at USG, multiple visitors attended the general body meeting. During his report, Dr. Southerland recommended that all representatives invite their constituents to attend
On April 6, 15 new proposals were introduced at the University Senate meeting, with 12 current proposals discussed. There was considerable debate on Proposal 50-22,
The Spring 2022 commencement will take place on April 30 at the John MacInnes Student Ice Arena at 10:30 a.m and lasts roughly 2.5 hours.
During the Michigan Tech hockey season, Michael Karow was strictly business. When it came to talking to professional hockey teams, he “left it on the
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