Lewd special satirical article: Husky thots

oh well

Disclaimer: This article is a part of The Lewd, a biannual satirical project put together by The Lode staff, typically published the week before finals. Opinions presented in these articles do not reflect The Lode values.

It’s almost time for the end of the semester! We at The Lewd can’t wait for the break. To celebrate, we went around campus and asked: “What Winter Break activity are you most looking forward to?” Here is what people had to say:

“Going sledding with my family! It’s my favorite Christmas tradition.”
— Jonathan Berkey




“Not being in class.”
— cool, tim




“Contemplating whether or not we truly have free will.”
— Bastognetim




“Drinking apple cider and making cookies!”
— tomport




“Taking Digital color photos.”
— Pim Teeters