In an unprecedented move designed to “streamline campus dining,” Michigan Technological University administration announced today that the Memorial Union Building (MUB) will replace all existing restaurant options with multiple Subway franchises. This daring culinary pivot comes despite the town of Houghton already boasting three Subways within a 5-mile radius.   “We heard the student body loud and clear when they said ‘we need more dining diversity,” said a university spokesperson at a press conference. “What American