Monday, December 2nd
08:00-10:00 | Weekly Group Breakfast (Beverage: Muddy Puddle Water)
(Meal: A Mound of Wood Chips)
12:00-15:00 | The Big Race (Students get to race the beaver that they’ve raised throughout fall camp)
Tuesday, December 3nd
11:00-14:00 | Arson Workshop (Learn to set fires from our resident expert)
11:00-15:00 | Hunting Wabbits (idk you read the title)
18:00-20:00 | Eat Your Fiber
21:00-23:00 | [PANK] Magazine Storytime (Bedtime stories from the U.P. Poet Laureate)
Wednesday, December 4th
08:00-08:01 | Early-Bird Midweek Breakfast (Be quick, we don’t tolerate slowpokes)
09:00-10:00 | Lake Plumbago Baths (Occurs Triweekly)
14:00-15:00 | Self Defense (Strategic methods to fight fire)
16:00-17:00 | Tick Check (Dr. Squatch checks to make sure everyone has ticks)
17:00-18:00 | Tick Czech (užívat si kulturních důsledků)
Thursday, December 5th
08:00-22:30 | Environmental Religious Praise (watch the Lorax 10 times (they love it everytime))
Friday, December 6th
13:00-14:00 | Fish Friday (Every student goes fishing for their dinner)
23:00-28:00 | Various Extraterrestrial Contact (Ask them why they entered Earth without proper documentation)