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Lewd special satirical article: Word of the Week = Engineer

“Engineer” 

noun 

  1. An individual participating in the discipline of engineering 
  2. Someone who corrects all of your mistakes 
  3. Superiority complex 
  4. Compensating functional illiteracy with mathematical skills 5. Narcissist 
  5. Potentially lacking basic hygiene 
  6. General social ineptitude 
  7. Stares at your feet during conversation 
  8. Regular victim of poor grades, which always coincide with bad professors
  9. “Never the problem” 
  10. Having unresolved conflict in the anal stage of psychosexual development

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