The Nice List

To my friends at Tech,

I’m in a pretty good mood so I guess I have a lot to be thankful for.

The other night, I worked on homework in my friends’ room. I brought a package of dubble bubble gumballs with me to share. I had about three. One friend ate the rest all at once. It was one of the most horrifying and impressive things I’ve ever witnessed.

He chomped down on each gumball with a crunch loud enough to convince me he broke a tooth. Six gumballs went into his mouth, creating the worst glob of food(?) I have ever seen. He then decided he was going to blow a bubble.

Imagine, just for a second, having a semi-melted block of cheese in your mouth and trying to blow enough air into it to create a bubble. Now imagine the block of cheese is gray with small spots of bright colors and your friend is blowing so hard he’s red in the face.

This is the glory that I witnessed. Needless to say, I’ve made some wonderful friends here at Tech.